THERE'S A HITCH
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2003
Two girls are members of the wedding party. This is a wedding never seen before. One girl has the ring — but it’s on her toe!
Price includes 2 scripts.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 2 Females
Product Id: #259
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An excerpt …
(ready, set …)
MARGIE: (trying to adjust Patty’s dress from behind) Sorry babe, but this stuff won’t stretch. You’re the flower girl. If you’ve got a gap somewhere, just stick a flower in it.
PATTY: Pull harder.
MARGIE: I am pulling harder.
PATTY: I hate weddings.
MARGIE: You’ve never been to a wedding.
PATTY: That doesn’t matter. I know I hate them. When I grow up I’m just going to get a dog and go live in a trailer in Switzerland.
MARGIE: Your dog’ll freeze.
PATTY: Then I’ll put a wedding dress on him. (hears something) Margie! The music’s starting!
MARGIE: (beginning to exit) That’s it. I quit.
PATTY: (grabbing her) You can’t quit! It’s your sister’s wedding! There’ll be this big … hole … up there where you’re supposed to be.
(the ceremony has begun)
MARGIE: I’m starting to itch again.
PATTY: Don’t scratch, Margie. Do not scratch! Think about something else.
MARGIE: I am. A dog in Switzerland. And my foot is killing me.
PATTY: Here comes your sister. Oh! Isn’t she gorgeous, Margie?
MARGIE: How come she’s not itching?
PATTY: I saw her powdering up before she got dressed.
MARGIE: Powder. Why didn’t I think of powder?
(here’s the problem)
PATTY: The ring, Margie. You’re supposed to have the groom’s ring.
MARGIE: I am? Where’d I put it?
PATTY: Remember? You were playing around with it and you … (it hits her) ... Margie?
PATTY: You were kidding around and you put it on the little toe of your right foot. Where’d you put it when you took it off?
MARGIE: Patty …
PATTY: What’d you do with it, Margie?
PATTY: What’s wrong with you?
MARGIE: I didn’t take it off. That’s why my right shoe is killing me. There’s a wedding ring stuck on my little toe.
MARGIE: Shoot me now, Patty. Just get it over with.
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