THAT SOMETHING MISSING IS ME
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2008
Ever feel that the world doesn’t know you are here? That’s what happens.The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 2 Females, 2 Males
- 4 Males
- 1 Female, 3 Males
- 4 Females
- 3 Females, 1 Male
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An excerpt …
(an airline ticket counter)
BLAIR: (standing behind a ticket counter) Next, please!
JALEN: That’s me. (hands Blair an imaginary ticket)
BLAIR: A ticket for Portland, round trip?
JALEN: Yep! Got be there this afternoon!
JALEN: Jalen. Jalen Whalen.
BLAIR: (looking through his lists) Whalen..Whalen…I’m sorry. I don’t have a reservation for any Whalen.
JALEN: Oh, they’re always doing this. Look, I’ve got the ticket. Just give me a seat anywhere.
BLAIR: I’m afraid the flight to Portland is full … all sold out.
BLAIR: (to another customer) May I help you?
DENVER: Two tickets for the flight to Portland.
BLAIR: Do you have a reservation?
DENVER: Sorry. Just now decided to go. Got room?
BLAIR: (looking through the papers) I think I can find something…
(a bite to eat, perhaps)
HALE: Sorry. We’re closed.
JALEN: Closed? You’ve got cheeseburgers in the warming tray and I’m lookin’ right at the French fries. How much?
HALE: Those are for tomorrow. We cook ahead.
JALEN: You do what?
HALE: (to another customer) May I help you?
BLAIR: Two cheeseburgers and fries.
HALE: Coming right up.
(and a contest)
BLAIR: Your word is “airplane.”
HALE: Could I have a definition, please?
BLAIR: Certainly. “An airplane is a large thing with things that takes people to Portland.”
HALE: Thank you. Airplane. A-I-R-P-L-A-N-E. Airplane!
BLAIR: Correct! Now … Mr. Whalen?
BLAIR: It’s time to spell your word.
JALEN: My word?
BLAIR: You’re next.
JALEN: I’m in a spelling bee?
BLAIR: Look, it’s perfectly natural to be nervous. Your word is Athazagoraphobia.”
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