TECH SUPPORT

Comedy, by Robert L. Crowe, 2010

The caller gets computer tech support and it goes just like it happens to you.

Price includes 2 scripts.

Duration

7 - 9 minutes

    Cast Options

  • 2 Females
  • 1 Female, 1 Male
  • 2 Males

Product Id: #300

Price
$12.00
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An excerpt …

(Tech finally agrees to help.)

TECH: If you put it that way … yes. What is the computer ID Number?

CALLER: 1-2-3-E-F-G

TECH: Did you notice that rhymes?

CALLER: No. No, I didn’t notice.

TECH: These calls are so much more fun when we have fascinating elements like that. Yes. I have your account. I’m sorry. You will have to pay a fee for our tech assistance. You computer is out of warranty.

CALLER: Out of warranty? I’ve only had it two days.

TECH: Perhaps you should have called sooner. Sorry.

(The new computer doesn’t work.)

TECH:  My records show that the machine is not activated. You have to pay a $10 system activation fee. The machine turns on but without the activation fee there’s no picture.

CALLER: You mean I have to pay to see the picture? That’s ridiculous!

TECH: Ridiculous? Do you ever go to a movie?

CALLER: Sure, why?

TECH: (slowly) Don’t you have to pay to see the picture? (normal speed) If you go twice you have to pay twice. With our good service you only have to pay once to activate the picture. It’s really a good deal. Think of what you save over a life-time.

(The machine also has a virus.)

TECH: The virus? It’s our resident pet virus. We try to install a version with each unit we sell. Glad to hear it is still ok.

CALLER: Look. Even knowing your fondness for the beast, I can’t use my computer. Can you get rid of it for me?

TECH: Sure. That will be $15 to put it in the doghouse, so to speak.

CALLER: OK. OK. Put it on my bill. Now, how do I banish this thing?

TECH: Go to Start, Run, type c m d. Then type “Go, Go, Go. See Ralph go.”

CALLER: Ralph?

TECH: It’s long story. Just type it in.

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