STUCK ON YOU
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2006
A girl getting ready for her wedding gets her toe stuck in the bathtub drain. A plumber comes to the rescue.
Price includes 2 scripts.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 1 Female, 1 Male
Product Id: #277
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An excerpt …
(the plumber arrives)
Tony: (outside “the door”) Anybody in there?
Brett: Yes! Yes, I’m in here! Come in! Quick!
Tony: You’re in the bathroom.
Brett: I know I’m in the bathroom! I’m stuck in the bathroom!
Tony: Why don’t you just come out?
Brett: Because I’m stuck ... I’m stuck inside the bathroom and that’s why I can’t come out of the bathroom! Come in!
Tony: (begins to turn the knob, then stops) You got clothes on?
Brett: I’m wearing a towel. Don’t worry. I’m fine. Just get in here fast!
Tony: How big’s the towel?
Brett: Big enough! Please come in!
(it is not a smooth operation)
Tony: (reaching into his bag, then stopping) What if I break your toe?
Brett: Don’t! Work on the tub, not the toe!
Tony: (reaching into his bag) Don’t know if I got a toe remover in here. How big’s your toe?
Brett: It’s a regular, normal, very painful toe! What difference does that make?
Tony: (looking at a tool) Reckon it’s a three-quarters or a seven-eighths?
Brett: Three-quarters. I just measured it this morning. Now hurry up.
Tony: (stops) You got a good hold on that towel?
Brett: I’m guarding it with my life. Hurry up!
(guess what. They know each other)
Brett: I lived on North Pennsylvania.
Brett: Keep working on the toe. (he gets back to work) I went to Classen.
Tony: No kiddin’. That was my school.
Brett: Get to work. (he gets back at it)
Tony: When’d you graduate?
Brett: Five years ago.
Tony: (stands) You’re kidding? (she looks at him) “Get back to work.” (he does, then stops) You a cheerleader?
Brett: Yes, I was a cheerleader. Please keep working. Why?
Tony: Tony Marconi.
Brett: What’s that supposed to ... oh my gosh.
Tony: I asked you to prom. You said no.
Tony: You went with some jerk from the football team.
Brett: Yeh. I’m marrying him in five minutes. Oh my gosh! Tony Marconi way out here in New York.
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