Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2001
You might be a boot-stompin’ redneck if you do this little number. Purchase master script and make as many copies as needed.
Duration10 - 12 minutes
Product Id: #453
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An excerpt …
(meet the announcers)
JIM: That’s right! Radio station K-O-R-N right here in Redneck, Arkansas! The home of gorgeous women and buttered biscuits!
BOB: Love them women!
JIM: And their biscuits! And to start things off this mornin’, here’s Ima Fox and the Tank Tops with The Ten Commandments of Love!
GROUP I: If your truck’s got curtains and your livin’ room don’t
And Spam is a gourmet food.
If you clean your fish in the dinin’ room
Well, that is just derned rude.
GROUP II: If you think you’re gonna tag this dear,
You’re gonna need some help from above.
You better write it in stone, then take it on home …
‘Cause it’s the Ten Commandments of Love!
THE GIRLS: Hey Bubba it’s time you got a grip
On the Ten Commandments of Love.
THE GIRLS: Commandment One!
ONE: “Thou Shalt Bait my hook. Especially if it’s the first date.”
THE GIRLS: Commandment Two!
TWO: “Camouflage is not a proper wedding color.”
THE GIRLS: Commandment Three!
THREE: “There is no reason to have grease under your toenails.”
JIM: Hey! What a song!
BOB: What a song! What a song! And we’ll be right back with Big Bull Chips singin’ “I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me!” right after this message from Aunt Betty Botter’s Buttered Biscuits!
BISCUIT GROUP: Throw ‘em at the ceiling! Throw ‘em at the wall!
Betty Botter’s Buttered Biscuits! They’re the best of all!
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