SNOW ... SORT OF ... WHITE

Humorous, by Ken Bradbury, 1995

- This one will fracture your fairy tale. This is a re-tale of Snow and the Four Dwarves.

The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.

Duration

20 - 25 minutes

    Cast Options

  • 15 Characters

Product Id: #755

Price
$25.00
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An excerpt …

ALL: (sitting) Ta-Dah!

NARRATOR: Once upon a time ...

STEPMOTHER: I mean, is this just too precious, or what?

NARRATOR: There lived a beautiful girl named Snow White.

SNOW WHITE: Hi.

NARRATOR: And her evil Stepmother ...

STEPMOTHER: (singing) I am Woman! W.O.M.A.N.

NARRATOR: Snow White lived with her evil Stepmother and three ugly sisters.

SISTERS: Whoa!

UGLIANA: Who wrote that?

NARRATOR: It’s in the story ...

(The story does not progress easily …)

SNOW WHITE: When do I come in? 

NARRATOR: Not until ...

SNOW WHITE: The audience will please note that this story is not entitled “Narrator!”  It’s Snow White. Are there any questions?

NARRATOR: All right!  One day the beautiful ...

SNOW WHITE: ... and talented...

NARRATOR: … and talented ...

SNOW WHITE: Have we forgotten “charming?”

PRINCE CHARMING: Yes! I am here! I am here!

NARRATOR: Not “Prince” Charming.

PRINCE CHARMING: Oh.

NARRATOR: Anyway, the ...

PRINCE CHARMING: You mean I come in later?

NARRATOR: Duh. Yeh. Anyway, this mouthy little broad ...

SNOW WHITE: (directs insult to the Narrator) You, witch!

(Then there were 4 dwarfs.)

SNOW WHITE: So the little men took the narrator into their humble little home.

NARRATOR: Hey! What’re you doing?

DUMBIE: Hi! My name’s Dumbie!

DOPEY: I’m Dopey!

DRIPPY: And I’m Drippy!

WEIRDY: And I’m just plain Weirdy.

NARRATOR: Get me out of here!

PRINCE BOB: Go ahead, hon. Tell ‘em how you really feel.

PRINCE CHARMING: Is it my turn yet?

WEIRDY: Wait ‘til I’m done.

NARRATOR: This is not in the story!

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