SNOW ... SORT OF ... WHITE
Humorous, by Ken Bradbury, 1995
- This one will fracture your fairy tale. This is a re-tale of Snow and the Four Dwarves.The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.
Duration20 - 25 minutes
- 15 Characters
Product Id: #755
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An excerpt …
ALL: (sitting) Ta-Dah!
NARRATOR: Once upon a time ...
STEPMOTHER: I mean, is this just too precious, or what?
NARRATOR: There lived a beautiful girl named Snow White.
SNOW WHITE: Hi.
NARRATOR: And her evil Stepmother ...
STEPMOTHER: (singing) I am Woman! W.O.M.A.N.
NARRATOR: Snow White lived with her evil Stepmother and three ugly sisters.
UGLIANA: Who wrote that?
NARRATOR: It’s in the story ...
(The story does not progress easily …)
SNOW WHITE: When do I come in?
NARRATOR: Not until ...
SNOW WHITE: The audience will please note that this story is not entitled “Narrator!” It’s Snow White. Are there any questions?
NARRATOR: All right! One day the beautiful ...
SNOW WHITE: ... and talented...
NARRATOR: … and talented ...
SNOW WHITE: Have we forgotten “charming?”
PRINCE CHARMING: Yes! I am here! I am here!
NARRATOR: Not “Prince” Charming.
PRINCE CHARMING: Oh.
NARRATOR: Anyway, the ...
PRINCE CHARMING: You mean I come in later?
NARRATOR: Duh. Yeh. Anyway, this mouthy little broad ...
SNOW WHITE: (directs insult to the Narrator) You, witch!
(Then there were 4 dwarfs.)
SNOW WHITE: So the little men took the narrator into their humble little home.
NARRATOR: Hey! What’re you doing?
DUMBIE: Hi! My name’s Dumbie!
DOPEY: I’m Dopey!
DRIPPY: And I’m Drippy!
WEIRDY: And I’m just plain Weirdy.
NARRATOR: Get me out of here!
PRINCE BOB: Go ahead, hon. Tell ‘em how you really feel.
PRINCE CHARMING: Is it my turn yet?
WEIRDY: Wait ‘til I’m done.
NARRATOR: This is not in the story!
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