SNOW ALMOST WHITE
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2005
This is the re-tale of Snow White like you have never heard. It has all the elements: 4 dwarves, a prince-therapist and a bunch of others. This piece is specifically designed for a school audience presentation. It is suggested as a high school group presentation to an elementary or junior high audience. Price for a master script is $25. Make as many copies as you need for the presentation. Per performance royalty is $25.
Duration20 - 25 minutes
- 16 Characters
Product Id: #902
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An excerpt …
(The story unfolds.)
ALL: (singing) Ta-Dah!
NARRATOR: Once upon a time ...
STEPMOTHER: I mean, is this just too precious, or what?
NARRATOR: There lived a beautiful girl named Snow White.
SNOW WHITE: Hi.
NARRATOR: And her evil Stepmother ...
STEPMOTHER: (singing) “I am Woman! W. O. M. A. N.” You got a problem with that?
NARRATOR: Snow White lived with her ...
STEPMOTHER: I mean, if there’s a problem, there’s a solution ... you know what I mean?
NARRATOR: She lived with her evil Stepmother and three ugly sisters.
UGLIANA: Who wrote that?
(A special guest.)
NARRATOR: Who are you?
PRINCE BOB: I’m Prince Bob ... your psychotherapist.
NARRATOR: Pr ... There is no Prince Bob in this story.
PRINCE BOB: Sure, honey. Whatever you say. Now tell me, did your mother abuse you?
NARRATOR: No! My mother was a beautiful, charming ...
PRINCE CHARMING: I’m here! I’m here! I’m ...
NARRATOR: Oh, shut up!
PRINCE BOB: Have you always had trouble relating to men?
PRINCE BOB: Even small ones?
DWARVES: (start singing) Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It’s ...
(The plot muddles.)
NARRATOR: So the Wicked Stepmother took off through the dark forest. ‘Til she came to the cabin of the Dwarves.
SNOW WHITE: I’m not there yet!
NARRATOR: Well, hurry up. I am totally confused.
WEIRDY: Oh boy!
STEPMOTHER: (ala witch) My dear! You’re all cold and alone in this dark, mysterious forest!
SNOW WHITE: Yes, and I am so cold and all alone.
STEPMOTHER: I just said that. Well, my pretty, look! A bit of golden lace to warm your dainty throat.
SNOW WHITE: Oh, thank you, dear, sweet, gracious, charming ...
PRINCE CHARMING: I’m here! I’m here!
NARRATOR: No you’re not.
PRINCE CHARMING: I’m not! I’m not!
NARRATOR: So, sweet Snow White put the lace around her neck.
DWARVES: (ala Homer Simpson) Doe!
THREE SISTERS: (singing) You’ll be sorry.
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