REALER THAN REAL
4 Characters - Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2013
Ever wonder the inspiration for reality TV shows? A writer tries to sell his ideas to a reality TV producer with the help of two other characters who act out all the scenarios. The roles can be played by either gender.The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.
Duration7 - 10 minutes
- 2 Females, 2 Males
- 4 Males
- 1 Female, 3 Males
- 4 Females
- 3 Females, 1 Male
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An excerpt …
(making the pitch)
TOBY: (entering) This Real Life Productions?
MOE: You got an appointment?
TOBY: Appointment? I won’t need an appointment once you hear my idea.
MOE: Get an appointment.
TOBY: You’re Moe, right?
MOE: I’m Moe … and you still need an appointment.
TOBY: You’re the one who produces all the great reality shows … Swamp Idiots, Bird Killers, Bachelors and Babes?
MOE: That’s me. Call me next week.
(one reality TV show example)
TOBY: Great! Okay … Picture this … Music comes in under the picture of a huge plane taking off, and here comes … “Security Check!”
VAL: (offstage voice) Attention, please! Flight 1107 for Miami now boarding at gate 49.
LOGAN: (rushing in, frantic) I’ve got to catch that flight.
VAL: Not so fast, lady. Got to check your bags.
LOGAN: But my flight is leaving in ten minutes.
VAL: Too bad. (taking her imaginary luggage) Heavy.
LOGAN: There’s nothing important in there, I promise.
VAL: I guess we’ll just see. (opens the suitcase) Socks, underwear, shoes … uh. There’s a man in here.
MOE: Now wait a minute! I’m not going to sit here watching people get their toenails clipped!
TOBY: No! No! This is different! I promise you! Action!
VAL: You’re here to get your toenails done?
LOGAN: Is this the place?
VAL: Pedicures-R-Us. Right there on the door. Have a seat. (Val does.) Okay, you want the regular or the deluxe?
LOGAN: What’s the deluxe?
VAL: I do it without my blindfold.
LOGAN: Deluxe! Deluxe!
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