Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2006
A student gets a new car that has a talking computer. It really talks.
Price includes 2 scripts.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 2 Females
- 1 Female, 1 Male
- 2 Males
Product Id: #276
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An excerpt …
CARLYLE: (in an ominous tone) Fasten your seatbelt.
BAILEY: What? Oh. I guess it talks to you. (Bailey fastens belt, then begins to turn the key again.) Here we go!
CARLYLE: Your seatbelt is twisted.
BAILEY: (stops) Huh? (looks at his/her seatbelt) Oh. Gee ... thanks. This is weird. I’m already talking to my car. (in a mock-computer tone) “I hope I’m ready now.” (begins to turn the key)
CARLYLE: You are.
BAILEY: (stops …this is something new … the car can hear him) Wow. Now that’s weird. (moves gearshift and takes off) (singing) I’m “on the road again!”
CARLYLE: What is your destination?
BAILEY: My …?
CARLYLE: Where are you going?
BAILEY: I … I don’t know. I’m just gonna drive around. It’s a new car. I want to show it off.
CARLYLE: That is not a valid destination.
(the help gets irritating)
BAILEY: Look, you want to drive?
CARLYLE: Please proceed with caution.
BAILEY: I know. I’ll turn up the radio and drown out that voice. (reaches for the radio)
CARLYLE: Which station do you wish?
BAILEY: I don’t know. You mean you switch the stations for me?
CARLYLE: Your Honda-Yota is equipped with XM Radio. Please select a station.
BAILEY: Something loud.
CARLYLE: Twenty-three percent of teenage automobile accidents are caused by drivers distracted by loud music. I shall now select Beethoven’s Symphony Number Seven in A-Major.
CARLYLE: The posted speed limit is 35 miles an hour! You are now approaching 37!
CARLYLE: The water is now reaching two feet on the driveway!
BAILEY: See if I care!
CARLYLE: You just ran through a yellow light!
BAILEY: I like the color!
CARLYLE: Your seat belt is twisted again!
BAILEY: It's stylish!
CARLYLE: You're going to overload my systems!
BAILEY: I know! I know!
CARLYLE: You must stop the vehicle immediately! I'm about to ... I'm about to ...
BAILEY: Do it! Do it!
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