LIVE FROM GOOSELAND
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2003
A TV travel reporter goes to Mother Goose Land for a special. The characters he meets are really special.The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.
- 8 Characters
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An excerpt …
(Johnny tries to start the TV show as usual)
MARY MARY: (entering angrily) Would you watch where you’re steppin’, fella?
JOHNNY: Excuse me?
MARY MARY: Your feet, dummy!
JOHNNY: (a finger to his headpiece) Can we go to commercial? We can’t?
MARY MARY: Who’re you talkin’ to, Bubba?
JOHNNY: (trying to move away from Mary Mary) As I said, this is Johnny Venture with the Travel Channel and we’re hear today in Mother Goose Land, and …
MARY MARY: Oh, great. There go the cockleshells.
(he takes a deep breath and …)
JOHNNY: Not even close. Perhaps if you’d just leave them alone and they’ll come home.
BO PEEP: Brilliant! You think I’ve got a choice? I’ve got to leave them alone if I can’t find them! What a duffus! I suppose you’re gonna tell me they’ll be wagging their tales behind them?
JOHNNY: Well … yes.
BO PEEP: You ever see a sheep wagging its tale in front? I’m glad I’m not payin’ you for advice, mister! (she exits wailing)
(your favorites keep coming)
MUFFETT: (entering) Have you seen him?
JOHNNY: Seen who?
MUFFETT: Oh sure. Play innocent.
JOHNNY: Look, little girl, I don’t have any idea what you’re …
MUFFETT: The spider! Have you seen that horrible spider?
JOHNNY: I haven’t seen any spider.
MUFFETT: Well, then don’t just stand there! Look for him!
JOHNNY: Look for him?
MUFFETT: I am not sitting on that tuffett again, I swear I’m not. I come along yesterday, just minding my own business and chowing down on some curds and whey that I bought over at the Piggly Wiggly Supermarket ... wasn’t bothering a soul, mind you ... and then he came!
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