LIFE OF A GIRL

Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2011

Here is a quick summary of a typical girl’s life. Hang on!

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Duration

8 - 10 minutes

    Cast Options

  • 5 Females

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LIFE OF A GIRL

An excerpt …

(It’s about a girl)

ONE: You’ve heard it said …

 TWO: Over and over …

 THREE: The History of Man!

 TWO: Mankind’s Greatest Achievements!

THREE: But what about … The Life of a Girl!

TWO: Presented in one short act. No intermission. If you’ve got to go do something, do it now and please turn off all electronic devices.  

ALL: The girl!

ONE: She is born!

THE GIRL: (her back still turned to the audience, begins whimpering in the high-pitched cry of a small baby)

TWO: She enters the world!

THE GIRL: (coming into the playing area, looking around) Well, hello there, world!

FOUR: She learns to speak!

THE GIRL: Arf!

THREE: Wrong.

THE GIRL: Oh. Yo! Dude!

THREE: That’s better.

FOUR: She is the perfect little girl!

THE GIRL: Thanks.

FOUR: But of course all little girls are perfect … until

THE GIRL: Until what?

THE OTHER ACTORS: Adolescence!

THE GIRL: What’s that? A disease?

TWO: Yes!

ONE: She discovers … Boys!

THE GIRL: What’s that? A disease?

TWO: Yes!

THE GIRL: Yes! (sees a boy) This is getting better all the time. When do I get my car?

TWO: (to The Girl) Have you picked out a college yet?

THE GIRL: I’m just a kid! How can I make a decision like that?

THREE: It’s no biggie. It’ll just determine your lifetime average earning, your success in finding the right mate, your ability to raise children in a healthy and stable home environment, and your chances of maintaining a youthful figure long into the retirement home.

THE GIRL: Gosh! How do I decide?

FOUR: Easy! Pick the one with the biggest dorm rooms!

THE GIRL: Cool!

ONE: Congratulations! You’re in college!

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