I'VE GOT TO BE A PRINCESS

Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2011

One spoiled girl gets the royal treatment.

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Duration

8 - 10 minutes

    Cast Options

  • 3 Females

Product Id: #831

Price
$18.00
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I'VE GOT TO BE A PRINCESS

An excerpt …

(an overnight)

SAMANTHA: (entering) You ready?

POLLY: Yep. This is so cool! My first sleepover of the year! I’m glad Jess’s mom let us stay here tonight. 

SAMANTHA: I think she’s crazy. Three girls in one room … all night long.

POLLY: Don’t worry. I’m going right to sleep.

SAMANTHA: Right.

JESSICA: (entering) I love this! My two best friends … all night long!  (noticing Polly) Hey … that’s my bed.

POLLY: Oh. Uh … you don’t mind if I use it just for tonight, do you?

JESSICA: It’s my bed.

(is this a dream?)

SAMANTHA: Common? You would choose to be common rather than live the life of a Princess?

POLLY: Exactly. (climbing back into her bed) I’m going to bed. Wake me when the snakes are gone.

JESSICA: Oh, woe! Oh, woe!

SAMANTHA: Oh, woe indeed! We no longer have a Princess!

POLLY: Would somebody turn out the light?

JESSICA: But this means you can no longer sleep in the Royal Bed!

POLLY: I can’t?

JESSICA: Only a Princess may put her head upon the Royal Pillow.

POLLY: But I like this pillow.

SAMANTHA: Remember the snakes!

POLLY: I hate this pillow. (she moves to the floor) I’ll take the floor. Floors are good. Anybody got a blanket?

JESSICA: Oh, we shall keep you warm! (and the two girls snuggle in to each side of her) Never fear Your Highness.

SAMANTHA: Ex-Highness.

JESSICA: Ex-Highness.

POLLY: I hate bats.

SAMANTHA: Yes, Your Majesty.

POLLY: I hate eels.

JESSICA: Yes, Your Majesty.

POLLY: And Derrick’s not that big a deal.

SAMANTHA: I’d never turn cartwheels over him.

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