I'VE GOT TO BE A PRINCESS
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2011
One spoiled girl gets the royal treatment.The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 3 Females
Product Id: #831
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An excerpt …
SAMANTHA: (entering) You ready?
POLLY: Yep. This is so cool! My first sleepover of the year! I’m glad Jess’s mom let us stay here tonight.
SAMANTHA: I think she’s crazy. Three girls in one room … all night long.
POLLY: Don’t worry. I’m going right to sleep.
JESSICA: (entering) I love this! My two best friends … all night long! (noticing Polly) Hey … that’s my bed.
POLLY: Oh. Uh … you don’t mind if I use it just for tonight, do you?
JESSICA: It’s my bed.
(is this a dream?)
SAMANTHA: Common? You would choose to be common rather than live the life of a Princess?
POLLY: Exactly. (climbing back into her bed) I’m going to bed. Wake me when the snakes are gone.
JESSICA: Oh, woe! Oh, woe!
SAMANTHA: Oh, woe indeed! We no longer have a Princess!
POLLY: Would somebody turn out the light?
JESSICA: But this means you can no longer sleep in the Royal Bed!
POLLY: I can’t?
JESSICA: Only a Princess may put her head upon the Royal Pillow.
POLLY: But I like this pillow.
SAMANTHA: Remember the snakes!
POLLY: I hate this pillow. (she moves to the floor) I’ll take the floor. Floors are good. Anybody got a blanket?
JESSICA: Oh, we shall keep you warm! (and the two girls snuggle in to each side of her) Never fear Your Highness.
POLLY: I hate bats.
SAMANTHA: Yes, Your Majesty.
POLLY: I hate eels.
JESSICA: Yes, Your Majesty.
POLLY: And Derrick’s not that big a deal.
SAMANTHA: I’d never turn cartwheels over him.
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