HI HO WHAT

Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2005

If the story of Snow White had gone like this, you may never have heard of it. One of the guys is “Snow.”

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Duration

8 minutes

    Cast Options

  • 5 Males

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An excerpt …

(well, there are 4 dwarfs)

GOOFUS: (the not-too-smart Dwarf) Are we home now?

DOOFUS: Of course we’re home, Goofus! Look! This is our kitchen.

GOOFUS: Wow. Just like we left it.

ELROY: Can I see her now? Can I? Can I? Huh?

RUFUS: (A very grumpy Dwarf) Would somebody shut him up? Let’s eat!

ELROY: Before we go in and look at her?

DOOFUS: You saw her last night, Elroy.

ELROY: But it was dark. She fainted outside our doorstep and we carried her in and put her to bed. It was so dark we couldn’t see anything.

RUFUS: What was the dame’s name again?

DOOFUS: Snow White.

RUFUS: What kinda name’s that?

(it’s show time!)

DOOFUS: Here she comes.

ELROY: The door’s opening!

DOOFUS: Atten-----tion! (And the Dwarves snap to attention.)

(Snow White, played by a male, enters. She opens the door, yawns in a very unladylike manner, then scratches herself. The Dwarves continue to stare forward. They have not seen her.) Gentlemen! Let us welcome our beautiful guest, Snow … (and the Dwarves turn to get their first look at Snow White. Their happy smiles turn to outright shock as they see this less-than-visage before them. Their heads slowly turn back and they look at one another in astonishment.) uh …White.

SNOW WHITE: (waves a tired wave) Yo. What’s up?

ELROY: (clutching his heart) Oh. My little heart is broken.

(company’s coming)

DOOFUS: Someone’s at the door.

SNOW WHITE: My friends.

RUFUS: Your friends?

SNOW WHITE: Yeh. You guys were so nice, I asked a few of ‘em over for lunch.

DOOFUS: Who are they?

SNOW WHITE: There’s Prince Shaky, the Cowardly; the Three Big Pigs; Ugly and the Beast; the Little Mermaid Who Can’t Swim, and my best friend Sleeping Homely. I told ‘em that if you took me in, you’d take anybody. (the Dwarves look at each other a moment) Come on, guys. You’re the nicest folks I ever met. Whatta ya say?

GOOFUS: (a pause, then) Do they like soup?

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