HANDSOME PRINCE SCHOOL

Group - Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2016

How do handsome princes become handsome princes? They attend Handsome Prince School! Every fairy tale seems to have one. However, the current ones are starting to feel their age so these three young men go into prince training. Long story short, it’s tough being a prince.

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Duration

8 - 11 minutes

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  • 4 Males
  • 1 Female, 3 Males

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An excerpt …

Characters (4): Pat, the instructor; Bob, Henry, and Rupert, the students. Pat may be played by actors of either gender.

PAT: Come in! Come on in! This is the place. Just stand right here.

BOB: Hi. I’m Bob.

PAT: Good for you. Now just wait a minute while I see who we have today. Your name?

BOB: Bob.

PAT: I was talking to him.

HENRY: Henry. My name’s Henry.

PAT: That’s too bad. We can fix that. And you?

RUPERT: Rupert.

PAT: Tell me you’re kidding.

RUPERT: No. That’s my name. My mom’s idea.

PAT: Okay. Whatever. And you must be Bob.

BOB: That’s me! And I just want to tell you how excited I am to be here! This has always been my dream, you know! Ever since I was a little kid! I’ve always wanted to attend this school!

PAT: Easy, Bob. Just take it easy. So you guys all know about the Handsome Prince School?

THE THREE: We do!

PAT: Good. Good. That’ll make things easier. Gentlemen, this is a school to turn ordinary, rather plain looking guys into handsome princes.

BOB: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! This is so exciting! I can just feel it down in my soul!

PAT: Right. Whatever, Bob. Guys, the world is short of handsome princes. Nearly every fairytale has a handsome prince but those guys get old, they start falling off their horses, their tights start sagging and well … before you know it they’ve got to retire. That’s why we here at the Handsome Prince School have a job to keep turning out more handsome princes.

BOB: (to the others) I am so totally excited! Are you excited?

HENRY: Uh. Yeah. Excited.

PAT: Then let’s get right to work, gentlemen! Okay, first. Your names are all wrong. Bob, Henry, Rupert. Sounds like Snow White’s Dwarves. You’ll need something manly … something dashing and tough. You, Rupert … You’re Prince Lance.

RUPERT: I like it. Prince Lance! Yeah. Yeah.

PAT: Henry, you’re Prince Dirk.

HENRY: That’s so cool.

PAT: Bob … let’s see. You’re Prince Rip.

BOB: Why?

PAT: Because I said so.

BOB: Oh.

PAT: Now. First lesson. Princess Kissing.

HENRY: What?

PAT: Princess Kissing. The handsome prince always has to kiss a princess at the end of the story.

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