Comedy - 3 Person, by Ken Bradbury, 2018
Fasten your seatbelts for a wild and wacky ride as Captain Winger, Co-captain Wanger and Flight Attendant Wanda of Whoopee Airlines fly from Waco to Wichita with a planeload of panicked passengers. But they have a secret weapon and all will be well … or will it?
Duration8 - 12 minutes
- 1 Female, 2 Males
Product Id: #867
An excerpt …
Characters (3): Captain Winger, Co-captain Wanger, and the flight attendant Wanda
(Winger and Wanger sit in two chairs, side-by-side, ala cockpit.)
WINGER: Good morning, this is your captain. Welcome aboard flight 172, Waco to Wichita. I’m Captain Winger and my co-captain is Captain Wanger. I’d like to welcome you aboard Whoopee Airlines. Please let us know if we can do anything to make your flight more enjoyable. (puts the microphone away) Well, Wanger. Here we go.
WANGER: I’m nervous, Captain Winger.
WINGER: Oh, just relax, Wanger. I remember the first time I had to co-pilot one of these babies.
WINGER: Scared to death.
WANGER: Oh, no.
WINGER: But we made it. Nothing ever happens to the captain, so there’s no need for you to worry about having to fly this baby.
WANDA: (appearing upstage of them) Captain?
WINGER: Everything okay back there, Wanda?
WANDA: A full house tonight, Captain Winger.
WINGER: Hear that, Wanger? A full plane. See? No worries. Ready to get this bird in the air, Wanda?
WANDA: Ready, Winger. (She exits.)
WINGER: (into the microphone) Looks like we’ve got the okay for takeoff, folks, so let’s take off! (off mic) Oh, the thrill never leaves me, Wanger. (pushes the throttle forward) Geronimo! (both are forced back into their seats) Feel it? Feel the excitement?
WANGER: (frightened stiff) Uh … yes, Captain Winger.
WINGER: (singing) “Off we go. Into the wild blue yonder!” Hang on, Wanger!
WANGER: Hanging, sir! Hanging!
WINGER: Almost cruising altitude! Stabilize the stabilizers!
WANGER: Stabilizers stabilized, sir!
WINGER: Flap the flaps!
WANGER: Flaps flapped, sir!
WINGER: Rig the rudder!
WANGER: Rudder rigged, Captain!
WINGER: And … and … cruising altitude! Well done, Wanger!
WANGER: Thank you, Winger.
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