comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2004
Two very different women bring their dogs to obedience school.The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 3 Females, 1 Male
Product Id: #789
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An excerpt …
(women enter with their dogs)
MRS. FLEASLEY: Is this the DoggieObedienceSchool?
MRS. TICKER: Better be. I hope I didn’t drag this hound dog up three flights of steps for nothin’.
MRS. FLEASLEY: Hound dog? Oh, Chi Chi, don’t look at him. He’s a common hound dog!
MRS. TICKER: You got that right. What’s the name of your rat?
MRS. FLEASLEY: Chi Chi is a full-blooded Pomeranian!
MRS. TICKER: I’ll be switched. Think she’ll ever grow?
(the dogs chat with each other)
CHI CHI: It’s all acting, silly. Dogs are actors.
RALPH: They are?
CHI CHI: Do you really want to catch that car when you chase it?
RALPH: Heck no. What’d I do with it?
CHI CHI: Exactly. You’re acting, Ralph. You’re just acting. You expect the moon to talk back when you howl at it?
RALPH: I’d hope not. I’d be plumb scared.
CHI CHI: Of course not, it’s all an act. Go ahead.
RALPH: Well, I guess I could try.
CHI CHI: Whimper.
RALPH: Do what?
CHI CHI: Whimper. Whimper.
(the dogs have a plan)
MRS. FLEASLEY: (stopping suddenly and turning to an unseen nurse) What? Oh, we were just ... uh ... discussing our dogs. The doctor’s ready for us? It’s about time! Who’s first? I am, of course! My Chi Chi couldn’t possibly be in line behind this … this …
RALPH: Hound. I’m a hound, lady.
MRS. FLEASLEY: This hound! Come, Chi Chi! (grabs her dog and starts toward the doctor’s door) I hope you never see that dog again!
RALPH: Bet you do.
CHI CHI: CityPark? Just after the moon comes up.
RALPH: You’ll hear me howlin’.
CHI CHI: You dog, you.
CHI CHI: Chow!
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