CREEPY ACRES

Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2007

New recreation director goes to the retirement home for old movie monsters.

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Duration

7 - 9 minutes

    Cast Options

  • 2 Females, 2 Males
  • 4 Males
  • 1 Female, 3 Males
  • 4 Females
  • 3 Females, 1 Male

Product Id: #812

Price
$18.00
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An excerpt …

(Not quite what he expected))

FRANKENSTEIN: (a typical stiff pose, he speaks with a refined British accent) Frankenstein. And you?

REECE: I’m Reece, the new recreational director.

FRANKENSTEIN: Do you have a light? They won’t let me smoke my pipe in the cafeteria.

REECE: (patting himself, looking) I’m afraid I…

FRANKENSTEIN: Oh, don’t be afraid. Retired movie monsters are usually quite harmless. I see Godzilla’s here. Did he try the head bit on you?

REECE: He said he wanted to…

FRANKENSTEIN: That’s why we have a new recreation director.

(he tried a trivia game)

REECE: Okay. “What famous movie monster was aroused from hibernation by an atom bomb?”

GODZILLA: (jumping up and down) Me! Me! Me!

REECE: Yes! Godzilla!

GODZILLA: Time to play now?

REECE: Time to sit. Please.

FRANKENSTEIN: (to Godzilla) Do be a good chappie and plant your old bum in the chair, won’t you?

GODZILLA: Huh?

FRANKENSTEIN: Sit, Godzy. Sit.

GODZILLA: Oh. (he sits)

(nothing seems to work)

GODZILLA: How ‘bout ... (smiles and looks at Reece’s head) …basketball?

REECE: No court! No basketball court!

GODZILLA: Volleyball!

REECE: No net!

GODZILLA: Ping pong!

REECE: No paddles!

GODZILLA: (holding up his hand and looking at it) Me got paddle!

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