Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2005
Johnny Appleseed has a fixation upon apples and realizes that he needs professional help.
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An excerpt …
(Johnny goes to a shrink)
DR. PSYCHE: Come in. You must be my new patient.
JOHNNY: You must be my new doctor.
DR. PSYCHE: Dr. Psyche. Miss Feinstein said I had a new patient. (shakes his hand) And you are ...?
JOHNNY: Johnny. You can call me Johnny. Mom did.
DR. PSYCHE: It’s customary that my patients lie down on my couch … of course, it’s not completely necessary, but …
JOHNNY: I thought that was just in the movies. Cool. Yeh, I’ll lie down. I’ve walked a long way. (he reclines on Psyche’s couch…two chairs)
DR. PSYCHE: Now, Mr …
DR. PSYCHE: But your last name …
JOHNNY: Appleseed. Johnny Appleseed.
DR. PSYCHE: Surely that’s not your real name.
(the extend of the problem?)
DR. PSYCHE: Very well … let’s see. What’s your favorite town?
JOHNNY: Appleton, Wisconsin.
DR. PSYCHE: Your favorite … uh … horse?
DR. PSYCHE: Mountain?
DR. PSYCHE: Your favorite relative.
JOHNNY: Granny Smith.
DR. PSYCHE: Huh?
JOHNNY: That’s a type of apple. See what I mean?
(the doc loses it)
JOHNNY: Am I a bad apple, Doctor?
DR. PSYCHE: Of course not … I just can’t seem to get to the seed of your problem.
JOHNNY: Seed? Did you say seed?
DR. PSYCHE: No! No! I’ve got to get to the core of your …
DR. PSYCHE: Stop that! I’m not saying that! I’ve got to stem this before …
JOHNNY: Stem? Apple stem?
DR. PSYCHE: Stop it! Stop it! Get out of my office! Make another appointment! You are grinding my mind to a pulp!
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